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WHO'S Your Daddy...

Who's YOUR Daddy???

THE Squirrel!

(Well . . . Of Course!!!)

 

Some may have the urge to ask WHY?

The astonishing Squirrel just may be the most accomplished and formidable lil'critter to stroll in our daily midst!

Some of us can fly through the sky
with ease. . .

Look Out Below!!!

 

That's Right...The "Squirrel Stroke"!

 

. . . And we can often swim better than an Otter!

 

Swing with the best Cats on the
scene . . .

 

Jazzy Jammin'!

 

Just Another TKO!

 

. . . Or lay down the LAW in the Square Ring!

 

We enjoy a spring morning on the
beach . . .

 

I See da'Plane da'Plane!!!

 

Weeee . . . !!!

 

 

. . . Or a sunny day on the open water!

 

Possess natural multicultural diversity skills.

 

I Luv Yew!

 

May Contain Nuts!

 

We’re even available pre-labeled.
(An act I find a bit degrading . . . By the way, ENOUGH of the “Stewed Squirrel” recipes!)

 

We appreciate a good
swing . . .

 

Just'a Swingin'!!!

 

Just'a Swingin' TOO!!!

 

. . . And, occasionally, a little neighborly swingin’ too!

 


Oh Sure, We Have Our
Own Squirrelly Issues . . .

Like enjoying too much
alcohol . . .

 

This Buds' For ME!!!

 

Just Need A Lil' Nap!!!

 

. . . Or hanging out with the wrong crowd.

 

And sometimes acting just like Hamsters!!!

 

But Hamstering is FUN!

 


But We Squirrels DO
Have Good Hearts!


 

Off To Work I Go!

 

And excellent work habits!

 

We make GREAT
hosts . . .

 

Nice To See You Darlin'!!!

 

Pizza In The Park!

 

. . . And we LOVE sharing a pizza party with good friends!

 

At the end of the day
we take a moment
to pray . . .

 

Gimme Nuts, Nuts, Nuts!!!

 

No Wimpy Squirrels Allowed!

 

. . . That we may grow
Big and Bold

 

Long before we grow old!!!

 

Life IS Good!!!

 

 

So hopefully now you see,
That’s why the Squirrel is ME!
Thanks to friends far and wide
Never faltering at my side,
Else, I’d surely be up a tree!

- Just Sayin'...!!!

 

 

It's A New Day Baby!!!
 

 

Thanks.

 

 

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