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Didn't Have Much
Trouble Gathering A Few
Choice Nuts For This Page...


And Trust ME . . . I Know A Bunch'o Nuts!!!




Lemme Show Ya' MY Hamster Dance!!!
The Hamster

(Actually a shortened nickname for The Arabian Racing Hamster.) The Hamster is prone to very short bursts of  rapid body movement, followed by excessive periods of self adulation, especially when in the company well-rounded members of the opposite gender.
   



Just For YOU Cutie Pie!

The Jungle Boy

Member of the genus sniffeé pousseé. Can most often be found swingin’ around local lakes and other watering holes in search of (though rarely catching) delectable eye-candy.
   
 
Muskrat Lovely!

The Muskrat Lovely

Though always cute and lovable, our lil' fuzzy friend can often be found scurrying around hardwood in the company of Weasels. Nevertheless, there is even an annual pageant held in her esteemed honor!

   
 
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The Penguin

An authentic Lady's Man in his own mind. Possesses the innate ability to leap multiple social boundaries in a single misstep.
Top 4 Penguin Mating Calls
4. You smell terrific, is that herring?
3. My burrow or yours?
2. How 'bout you, me, a nice bottle of wine and a school of krill?
1. Nice plumage!
* Special thanks to Little Penguin Wine!


A Chard For ME Please!

The Raccoon

Our very own little enophile! Any special stock or limited vintages are fair game for this stylish denizen of the dark. Known to randomly dip fingers into the nearest water glass (regardless of social surroundings). 

   
   
Who ME???

The Weasel

Quite a social lil'critter with a quick eye for the Ladies! Easily spotted in the wild . . . Always stylish, often dancing (ahem) The Fox Trot, and usually surrounded by wistful admirers. Habitually seen Tap Dancing on mine fields! Cent'anni!

   


Wanna' learn the WAYS of the Jungle???
The Zebra

In the early days, could hardly pass up a hot Mustang (or cool Charger) in her path . . . Now, more often found kicking up her high-heels around avian types. Caution: A glass or two of fine Port can create a rare reaction when in group settings!


   

Wanna' learn the WAYS of the Jungle???

The Chicken Hawk

Description Coming Soon! (Don't know WHERE to start!)



   

Where are all the OTHER kids?
Well, their time is coming! This area is reserved for some of the most Interesting nuts . . . You can bet that there will more profiles posted here soon . . . Just Sayin'!!!
 

If there any questions or concerns always feel free to say HEY DADDY!


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