Didn't Have Much
Trouble Gathering A Few
Choice Nuts For This Page...
And Trust ME . . . I Know A Bunch'o Nuts!!!
The Hamster
(Actually a shortened nickname for The Arabian Racing Hamster.) The Hamster is prone to very short bursts of rapid body movement, followed by excessive periods of self adulation, especially when in the company well-rounded members of the opposite gender.
The Jungle Boy
Member of the genussniffeé pousseé. Can most often be found swingin’ around local lakes and other watering holes in search of (though rarely catching) delectable eye-candy.
The Muskrat Lovely
Though always cute and lovable, our lil' fuzzy friend can often be found scurrying around hardwood in the company of Weasels. Nevertheless, there is even an annual pageant held in her esteemed honor!
The Penguin
An authentic Lady's Man in his own mind. Possesses the innate ability to leap multiple social boundaries in a single misstep.
Top 4 Penguin Mating Calls
4. You smell terrific, is that herring?
3. My burrow or yours?
2. How 'bout you, me, a nice bottle of wine and a school of krill?
1. Nice plumage!
* Special thanks to Little Penguin Wine!
The Raccoon
Our very own little enophile! Any special stock or limited vintages are fair game for this stylish denizen of the dark. Known to randomly dip fingers into the nearest water glass (regardless of social surroundings).
The Weasel
Quite a social lil'critter with a quick eye for the Ladies! Easily spotted in the wild . . . Always stylish, often dancing (ahem) The Fox Trot, and usually surrounded by wistful admirers. Habitually seen Tap Dancing on mine fields! Cent'anni!
The Zebra
In the early days, could hardly pass up a hot Mustang (or cool Charger) in her path . . . Now, more often found kicking up her high-heels around avian types. Caution: A glass or two of fine Port can create a rare reaction when in group settings!
The Chicken Hawk Description Coming Soon! (Don't know WHERE to start!)
Where are all the OTHER kids?
Well, their time is coming! This area is reserved for some of the most Interesting nuts . . . You can bet that there will more profiles posted here soon . . . Just Sayin'!!!
If there any questions or concerns always feel free to say HEY DADDY!